Updated: the conference calendar!
Subscribe to our mailing list!
|Our sacred text, the God Hates Tornadoes Creed.|
The Fight Between Good Twisters and Evil Twisters
Breaking News:Gay Minnesota Lutherans love tornadoes
God conspires with the U.S. Government to cause tornadoes.
Tornadoes are sent to root out the evil in the land.
Try to never get caught in a twister.
In 1975, gays caused a Georgia tornado.
God hath issued a tornado watch.
God sometimes uses his tornado to penetrate small towns.
In the end times, some believe God may appear as a tornado.global warming. Why did God create tornadoes if he hates them so much? Find out.
It's here! The God Hates Tornadoes blog.
And today, God also hates you if you live in these areas:
Hosted by 1and1.com